Anyway. First it was 2009 and I did blogging and talked about Things, which meant mostly telly and sometimes peg bags, but mostly telly. Actually almost entirely Robin Hood and X Factor and that one with him out of The Professionals which no one can understand. Rrrrr rrrrr rrrrr rrrrr rr! Yes, Mr Ray Doyle Only In The 1960's. What did he say? Oh, he's doing an accent. I thought it was code.
Then it was 2010 and I moved house and ate Hobnobs and hurt my back and didn't blog about Things at all. Which was poor but I don't think anyone noticed so that's alright. And I didn't run for government on a platform of crisps even though I said I would. Still, Pringles aren't cheap and in these Difficult Times I'd never have lasted the 4 years.
So, it meant Cameron Diaz is nowPrime Minister instead which I'm OK about as I went off the idea of a political career once I realised you don't get to wear hats like Jackie Kennedy any more. Boo.
Now, as an update since then, absolutely nothing has happened so there's no news and they've cancelled Robin Hood so I've nothing to talk about. So, there is no point at all to this post, but just to say here is a picture of a puppy. Ignore the fact he looks like a small bear. Miss De Vil at the puppy farm (kidding...pfff!) has assured me he is definitely a Golden Retriever and will be Offically The Loveliest Thing Ever.
When he arrives here (I'll be going to get him - he's not having to get the bus on his own or anything) I may start doing puppy posts. Naturally, they will become a phenomenon and eventually we'll all enjoy them in a film where Jennifer Anniston wears shorts and remains 32 almost indefinitely. Hmm.
So, back again soon with puppiness - and hopefully having finished first draft of The Book That Never Finishes by then too. (It's like The House At Pooh Corner only less kangaroos).
Crisps though - yum!